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@TEOTDAt The End Of The Day
14AA41One for All and All for One
2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be
2NITETonight
411Info
4everForever
86Out Of / Over
A/S/LAge/Sex/Location
AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAFAs A Friend
AAKAsleep At Keyboard
AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest
AARAt Any Rate
AAR8At Any Rate
AASAlive And Smiling
AATKAlways At The Keyboard
AAYFAs Always, Your Friend
ABAss Backwards
ABITHIWTIDBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2About To
ACDAlt Control Delete
ACEAccess Control Entry
ACKAcknowledgement
ADADAnother Day Another Dollar
ADBBAll Done Bye Bye
ADIHAnother Day In Hell
ADIPAnother Day In Paradise
ADRAddress
AEAPAs Early As Possible
AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICSAs Far As I Can See
AFAICTAs far As I can Tell
AFAIKAs Far As I Know
AFAIUAs Far As I Understand
AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It
AFAPAs Far As Possible
AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned
AFCAway From Computer
AFDNAny Fucking Day Now
AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFKAway From Keyboard
AFZAcronym Free Zone
AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else
AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AIHAs It Happens
AIMBAs I Mentioned Before
AIMPAlways In My Prayers
AISEAs I Said Earlier
AISIAs I See It
AKAAlso Known As
ALAPAs Late As Possible
ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud
ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally
AMAPAs Many As Possible
AMBWAll My Best Wishes
AMLAll My Love
ANDAny Day Now
ANFAWFOWSAnd Now For A Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different
AOASAll Of A Sudden
AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth
APApple Pie
ASAFPAs Soon As Fucking Possible
ASAPAs Soon As Possible
ASLAge/Sex/Location
ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATSTAt The Same Time
ATWAll the Web / Around the Web
AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again
AWOLAbsent Without Leave
AYKAs You Know
AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because?
B/CBecause
B4Before
B4NBye For Now
B4UBefore You
B4YKIBefore You Know It
BAGBursting A Gut
BAKBack At my Keyboard
BAUBusiness As Usual
BB4NBye-Bye for Now
BBBGBye Bye Be Good
BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFNBye-Bye for Now
BBIABBe Back In A Bit
BBIAFBe Back In A Few
BBIASBe Back In A Sec
BBIAWBe Back In A While
BBLBe Back Later
BBNBye Bye Now
BBSDBe Back Soon Darling
BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later
BBTBe Back Tomorrow
BCBSBig Company, Big School
BCNUBe Seeing You
BCOZBecause
BDBig Deal
BDCBig Dumb Company / Big Dot Com
BDNBig Damn Number
BEOSNudge
BFDBig Fucking Deal
BFFBest Friends Forever
BFNBye For Now
BHOFBald Headed Old Fart
BIFBasis In Fact / Before I Forget
BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose
BITDBack In The Day
BKABetter Known As
BMBite Me
BMOTABite Me On The Ass
BNFBig Name Fan
BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again
BRBathroom
BRBBe Right Back
BRTBe Right There
BSBig Smile
BSFBut Seriously, Folks
BTByte This
BTABut Then Again / Before The Attacks
BTDTBeen There Done That
BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOMBeats The Shit Out Of Me
BTWBy The Way
BTWBOBe There With Bells On
BWBest Wishes
BWDIKBut What Do I Know?
BWOBlack, White or Other
BYKTBut You Knew That
C/PCross Post
CBChat Brat
CFVCall For Vote
CIAOGoodbye (in Italian)
CIDConsider It Done
CISCompuServe Information Service
CMFCount My Fingers
CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong
COBClose Of Business
CofSChurch of Scientology
CPSleepy
CRAFTCan't Remember A Fucking Thing
CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRATCan't Remember A Thing
CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth Shit
CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSLCan't Stop Laughing
CTCity
CTCChoking The Chicken
CUSee You
CULSee You Later
CUL8ERSee You Later
CUL8RSee You Later
CUNSSee You In School
CWYLChat With You Later
CYCalm Yourself
CYACover Your Ass
CYLSee You Later
CYTSee You Tomorrow
DARFCDucking And Running For Cover
DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read
DDDue Diligence
DDDDirect Distance Dial
DETIDon't Even Think It
DFDear Friend
DGADon't Go Anywhere
DGTDon't Go There
DHDear Hubby (Husband)
DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath
DIKUDo I Know You?
DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn?
DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Shit?
DIYDo It Yourself
DKDCDon't Know Don't Care
DLDownload
DLTMDon't Lie To Me
DMIDon't Mention It
DNCDoes Not Compute
DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job
DRIBDon't Read If Busy
DUSTDid You See That?
DWYMDoes What You Mean
DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate it When...
DYOFDWDo Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing?
E123Easy as One, Two, Three
EAKEating at Keyboard
EGEvil Grin
ELEvil Laugh
EM?Excuse Me?
EODEnd Of Day
EOMEnd Of Message
ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator
EULAEnd-User License Agreement
EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated
EZEasy
F2FFace-to-Face
FABFeatures Attributes Benefits
FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List
FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares
FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat
FEFatal Error
FFFriends Forever
FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New
FISHFirst in, Still Here
FITBFill in the Blanks
FOFuck Off
FOAFFriend Of A Friend
FOCFree of Charge
FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing
FREDFucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTLFaster Than Light
FTTBFor The Time Being
FUBARFucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBBFucked Up Beyond Belief
FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FWDForward
FWIWFor What It's Worth
FYAFor Your Amusement
FYIFor Your Information
FYIFVFuck You I'm Fully Vested
FYMFor Your Misinformation
GAGo Ahead
GALGet A Life
GALGALGive A Little Get A Little
GBHGreat Big Hug
GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running
GGGotta Go / Good Game
GGNGotta Go Now
GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out
GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That
GLGood Luck
GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I
GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves
GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You
GOKGod Only Knows
GR&DGrinning Running And Ducking
GR8Great
GRRRRit means Growling
GSOASGo Sit On A Snake
GTGGot To Go
GTGBGot To Go, Bye
GTGPGot To Go Pee
GTHGo To Hell
GTSYGlad To See Ya
GYPOGet Your Pants Off
HAGDHave a Great Day
HAGOHave A Good One
HAKHugs And Kisses
HANDHave a Nice Day
HBHurry Back
HDHold
HFHello, Friend
HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJHa-Ha, Only Joking
HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding
HHOSHa-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours
HIHHope It Helps
HIOOCHelp! I'm Out Of Coffee
HOHAHOllywood HAcker
HTHHope This/That Helps
HUAHeads Up Ace
HUGZHugs
HUYAHead Up Your Ass
I1DRI Wonder
IACIn Any Case
IACIn Any Case
IAEIn Any Event
IAITSIt's All In The Subject
IAMOIn My Arrogant Opinion / In My Actual Opinion
IANACI Am Not A Crook
IANAEI Am Not an Expert
IANALI Am Not A Lawyer
IATI Am Tired
IBRBI Will Be Right Back
IBTIn Between Technology
IBTDI Beg To Differ
ICIn Character
ICBWI Could Be Wrong
ID10TIdiot
IDGAFI Don't Give A Fuck
IDGII Don't Get It
IDKI Don't Know
IDKYI Don't Know You
IDLIdeal
IDMIt Does Not Matter
IDSTI Didn't Say That
IDTSI Don't Think So
IEFIt's Esther's Fault
IFABI Found A Bug
IFUI Fucked Up
IGGPI Gotta Go Pee
IGTPI Get The Point
IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message
IHNOI Have No Opinion
IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise / I Hate This Fucking Place
IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMADIf It Makes Any Difference
IIRIf I Remember / If I Recall
IIRCIf I Remember Correctly / If I Recall Correctly
IIWMIf It Were Me
ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILUI Love You
ILYI Love You
IMInstant Messaging
IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
IMOIn My Opinion
IMSI Am Sorry
INMPIt's Not My Problem
INNWIf Not Now, When
INPOIn No Particular Order
IOHI'm Outta Here
IOWIn Other Words
IRLIn Real Life
ISSI Said So
ISTMIt Seems to Me
ISTRI Seem To Remember
ISWYMI See What You Mean
ITMIn The Money
IUMIf You Must
IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYOIn Your Opinion
IYSSIf You Say So
IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean
J/CJust Checking
J/KJust Kidding!
J/WJust Wondering
JADJust Another Day
JAFOJust Another Fucking Onlooker
JAMJust a Minute
JKJust Kidding
JM2CJust My 2 Cents
JOOTTJust One Of Those Things
JTJust Teasing
KOkay
KBDKeyboard
KEWLCool
KFYKiss For You
KIRKeep It Real
KISSKeep It Simple Stupid
KITKeep In Touch
KMAKiss My Ass
KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse
KOKKnock
KOTCKiss On The Cheek
KOTLKiss On The Lips
KPCKeeping Parents Clueless
KWIMKnow What I Mean
KYPOKeep Your Pants On
L8RLater
LAQLame Ass Quote
LDLong Distance
LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again
LIFOLast In First Out
LLTALots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAOLaughing My Ass Off
LMKLet Me Know
LOLLaughing Out Loud / Lots of Luck / Lots of Love
LOLALaugh Out Loud Again
LOOLLaughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery
LRFLittle Rubber Feet
LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry
LTNSLong Time No See
LWRLaunch When Ready
LYLLove Ya Lots
LYLABLove You Like a Brother
LYLASLove You Like A Sister
M8 / M8sMate / Mates
MFDMulti-Function Device
MfGMit Freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You
MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please
MILFMother I'd Like to Fuck
MKOPMy Kind Of Place
MMMarket Maker
MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You
MOMPLOne Moment Please
MOOMud, Object-Oriented
MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex
MorFMale or Female?
MOSSMember Of The Same Sex
MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTDMessage Of The Day
MOTSSMembers Of The Same Sex
MSGMessage
MTBFMean Time Between Failure
MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You
MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition
MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later
MYOBMind Your Own Business
NANot Applicable / Not Affiliated
N/TNo Text
N1Nice One
N2MNot To Mention
NAKNursing At Keyboard
NALOPKTNot A Lot of People Know That
NAYLIn A While
NAZName, Address, Zip
NBDNo Big Deal
NBIFNo Basis In Fact
NCGNew College Graduate
NE1Anyone
NE1 ERAnyone Here?
NFINo Fucking Idea
NFWNo Fucking Way
NGNew Game
NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer
NIMNo Internal Message
NIMBYNot In My Back Yard
NIMQNot In My Queue
NMNever Mind / Nothing Much
NMPNot My Problem
NOYBNone Of Your Business
NPNo Problem
NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear
NRGEnergy
NRNNo Reply Necessary
NTKNice To Know
NTYMINow That You Mention It
NUFFEnough Said
NWNo Way!
NYCFSNew York City Finger Saluet
OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject
OBTWOh By The Way
OEMOriginal Equipment Manufacturer
OICOh, I see
OKAll Correct
OLLOn-Line Love
OMDBOver My Dead Body
OMGOh My Gosh
OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNAOh No, Not Again
ONNTAOh No, Not This Again
OOCOut Of Character
OOFOut Of Facility
OOIOut Of Interest
OOOOut Of Office
OOTBOut Of The Box / Out Of The Blue
OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment
OSOperating System
OTOff Topic
OTOHOn the Other Hand
OTPOn the Phone
OTTOver the Top
OTTOMHOff the Top of my Head
OUSUOh, You Shut Up
OWTTEOr Words To That Effect
OZstands for: Australia
P&CPrivate and Confidential
PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff
PDPublic Domain
PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQPretty Darn Quick
PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PIMPPeeing In My Pants
PITAPain In The Ass
PLSPlease
PMPersonal Message
PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJIPardon My Jumping In
POPiss Off
PONAPerson Of No Account
POOFGood-bye
POSParent Over Shoulder
POVPoint of View
PSPost Script
PUThat Stinks
PZAPizza
QLQuit Laughing!
QSQuit Scrolling
QTCutie
R&DResearch & Development
R&RRest & Relaxation
RATRemotely Activated Trojan
RBAYRight Back At Ya
RBTLRead Between The Lines
RERegards / Hello Again
RFDRequest For Discussion
RFRReally Fucking Rich
RFSReally Fucking Soon
RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms
RLReal Life
RLFReal Life Friend
RMLBRead My Lips Baby
RMMMRead My Mail Man!
RNRight Now!
ROFLRolling on the Floor Laughing
ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTMRight On The Money
RSNReal Soon Now
RTBSReason To Be Single
RTFAQRead the FAQ File
RTFMRead The Fucking Manual
RTKReturn To Keyboard
RTM or RTFMRead The Manual / Read The Fucking Manual
RUAre You?
RUMORFAre You Male Or Female?
RUOKAre you Okay?
RUUP4ITAre You Up For It
RXRegards
RYORoll Your Own
S2RSend To Receive
S4LSpam For Life
SBTASorry, Being Thick Again
SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist
SEDSaid Enough Darling
SEPSomebody Else's Problem
SFSurfer Friendly / Science Fiction
SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware
SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear
SFXSound Effects
SHShit Happens
SITCOMSingle Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITDStill In The Dark
SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid
SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message
SMESubject Matter Expert
SMEMSend Me E-Mail
SNAFUSituation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNAGSensitive New Age Guy
SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SOSignificant Other
SOHFSense Of Humor Failure
SOLShit Out of Luck
SOPStandard Operating Procedure
SorGStraight or Gay?
SROStanding Room Only
SSDDSame Shit Different Day
SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STFUShut The Fuck Up
STMSpank The Monkey
STR8Straight
STYSSpeak To You Soon
SUYFShut Up You Fool
SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAKSent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYTSo What Do You Think?
SYSSee You Soon
TAFNThat Is All for Now
TAHTake A Hike
TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFUThings Are Really Fucked Up
TASTaking A Shower
TBATo Be Advised
TBCTo Be Continued
TCBThe Trouble Came Back!
TDMToo Darn Many
TDTMTalk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World As We Know It
TFDSThat is For Darn Sure
TFHThread From Hell
TFNThanks For Nothing / Til Further Notice
TFXTraffic
TGIFThank God it Is Friday
THX / TX / THKSThanks
TIAThanks In Advance
TIAILThink I Am In Love
TICTongue In Cheek
TKTo Come
TLAThree Letter Acronym
TLGOThe List Goes On
TLK2UL8RTalk to You Later
TMTrust Me
TMIToo Much Information
TMTOWTDIThere's More Than One Way To Do It
TNATemporarily Not Available
TNCTongue In Cheek
TNXThanks
TOMTomorrow
TOTTons of Time
TPTeam Player
TPCThe Phone Company
TPTBThe Powers That Be
TSRTotally Stuck in RAM
TTFNTa Ta For Now
TTGTime to Go
TTSText to Speech
TTTThat's The Ticket / To The Top
TTULTalk to You Later
TTYLTalk To You Later
TVNThank You Very Much
TWHABThis Won't Hurt A Bit
TWIMCTo Whom it may Concern
TXSThanks
TYThank You
TYVMThank You Very Much
UYou
U2You Too?
ULYou Will
unPCunPolitically Correct
UPODUnder Promise Over Deliver
URYou Are
UR WSYou Are Wise
URYY4MYou Are Too Wise For Me
VBGVery Big Grin
VBSVery Big Smile
VCVenture Capital
VEGVery Evil Grin
VFMValue For Money
VMVoice Mail
VRBSVirtual Reality Bull Shit
VSFVery Sad Face
W/OWithout
WADWithout A Doubt
WAGWild Ass Guess
WAIWhat An Idiot
WAMBAMWeb Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WBWelcome Back / Write Back
WBSWrite Back Soon
WCWho Cares?
WCAWho Cares Anyway
WDYSWhat Did You Say?
WDYTWhat Do You Think?
WEWhatever
WEGWicked Evil Grin
WFWay Fun
WFMWorks For Me
WGWicked Grin
WGAFFWho Gives A Flying Fuck
WIIFMWhat's In It For Me?
WISPWinning Is So Pleasureable
WITWordsmith In Training
WITFITSWhat in the Fuck is this Shit
WNOHGBWhere No One Has Gone Before
WOGWise Old Guy
WOMBATWaste Of Money, Brains And Time
WRTWith Regard To / With Respect To
WTWithout Thinking
WTBWant To Buy
WTFWhat The Fuck?
WTGWay To Go!
WTHWhat the Heck
WTSDSWhere The Sun Don't Shine
WTTMWithout Thinking To Much
WU?What is Up?
WUF?Where are You From?
WWY?Where Were You?
WXWeather
WYCM?Will You Call Me?
WYPWhat's Your Problem?
WYRNWhat's Your Real Name?
WYSWhatever You Say
WYSIWYGWhat You See Is What You Get
WYSLPGWhat You See Looks Pretty Good
WYTWhatever You Think
WYWHWish You Were Here
XI10Exciting
XMEExcuse Me
XOXOHugs and Kisses
YAYet Another
YA yayaYet Another Ya-Ya
YACCYet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGIYou Asked For It You Got It
YCTYour Comment To
YDKMYou Don't Know Me
YGBKYou Gotta Be Kidding
YHMYou Have Mail
YICYours In Christ
YKW?You Know What?
YMMVYour Mileage May Vary
YNKYou Never Know
YOYOYou're On Your Own
YRYeah Right
YSYDYeah, Sure You Do
YTTTYou Telling The Truth?
YWYou are Welcome
YWIAYou're Welcome In Advance
YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
ZZZSleeping, Bored, Tired